Monday, December 17, 2007

Lieberman's Ego Explodes

It really shouldn't come as much of a surprise that Lieberman is throwing another tantrum by endorsing McCain. After all, the fruitcakes have to stick together. In trying to figure out a reason why that didn't involve massive quantities of drugs, alcohol and permission for hordes of hallucinations to run free, I'm left with only one: The Jomental Lieberman ego. He truly imagines himself as holding Congress hostage without seeing how ineffectual and insignificant he really is. Egotists always see themselves as significant. It's why they are egotists. But this is beyond egotism. This is angling for the VP position of a ticket that is as dead as morality and ethics in the Republican party. It is a ticket deader than our reputation for fairness and justice in the eyes of the world. It is a ticket deader than an old whore's dream of Prince Charming plucking him from the bowels of snipe-hunting for blow jobs. In other words, it is the perfect ticket to symbolize all the mistakes, all the rising stench of failure, all the egos gone wild of the last few years. By all means, let it be a McCain-Lieberman ticket for the GOP. It would be a fitting finale to the party if one or both of them turned out to have a wide stance too.

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