When Monsters Attack

I'm really enjoying watching the GOP panic over Huckabee right now. He's marching to the top of the shit pile with the machine-like precision of a monster created to court other monsters...the right wing nuts that helped elect the current Sociopath. But with their cleanest candidate Romney defending his cult membership and making up crap about his father marching with MLK, what are you going to do?

Run something like Ghouliani who is not only a liar and a cheating, adultering, charging the public for his mistress type of guy?

Or McCain who is one snarl away from taking off someone's head for daring to disagree with him? Doesn't Cheney already fill this function?

Or how about another nightmare, Ron Paul. Now here's a man who truly represents the GOP's sordid last few years with his anti-choice, racist, homophobic agenda. Too bad he's got that anti-war thing going. But then that does come with being an isolationist Bircher baby.

Actually, the worse it gets the more I enjoy it. It's usually the Democrats who implode in a sea of ideologues who couldn't find their voice even if someone was hanging them by the balls and whacking them on the head with a list of issues to bring up and debate seriously. This year all we have to choose between is the first Woman, the first Hispanic, the first Black, the first Alien Abductee, and the first real chance of taking back our country from the shit-stained hands of the wide-stance party.

When Monsters Attack

Flies On The Wall #16

Flies On The Wall #16

Who's Your Cult, Baby

A while back SOMEONE thought it would be a good idea to court the right wing fundie loonies to get Dubya elected. With a little help from a bought and paid for Supreme Court and a base of toothless half-witted morons the GOP managed to stuff the wide stancers and pedophiles under the stall long enough to steal a couple elections. Now the whackos have come home to roost and accuse each other of belonging to sick homophobic warmongering, slimy lying cheating, cults.

It's hard to tell which cult is which, especially since the accusers are all rich ugly white men who have made a career of screwing other rich ugly white men in order to run for president as a rich ugly white man representing all of America's rich ugly white men.

It's especially hard to tell them apart because they all seem to believe in religious extremism as defined by "what separation of church and state?" And they all seem to be deathly afraid of what complete strangers do in the privacy of their bedrooms. And they seem especially fond of building walls between countries while breathlessly speaking in hushed whispers the name of their wall-trouncing hero.

And if you can find a way to tell them apart, could you please let me know? I sure can't see much difference among them. And I sure as hell won't vote for something that looks and smells and sounds like a dim-witted barnyard creature. We've already suffered enough under Bush. We don't need another one of him.

Who's Your Cult, Baby

Larry Craig Is Not Gay

Larry Craig Is Not Gay